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This time, the Arlechinii proudly host the legendary Seoul Survivors RFC — a club known across Asia and beyond for its fierce rugby, brotherhood, and deep roots in the global rugby community.
The Brutal Beauty of Reality
I haven’t seen that much running since Bocio sprinted for the tram in his vagina looking like flip-flops - you know, the ones that hug his toes like a tiny rubber vagina. Honestly, it was like his feet were getting to second base.
These Seoul Survivors don’t play rugby — they survive it! Summer Clash? More like Summer Smash!Christiansen “The Führer”, imaginary coach and part-time philosopher
We had the game.
And what a game it was. 💥
It was everything we hoped for — intense, physical, fast, and full of heart.
The Seoul Survivors came to Bucharest with a mission. They stepped onto the field as guests and left as brothers.
From the first whistle, it was clear: these guys didn’t fly across the world just for the beer (though we’re sure that helped).
They were sharp, organized, and absolutely ruthless in the breakdowns. They ran hard, tackled harder, and never let up for a second.
Now we understand why they call themselves Survivors — because you need to survive long minutes of hell when you’re playing against them.
They showed us what experience, discipline, and rugby spirit really look like. And for that, they’ve earned not just our respect, but our admiration.
We gave everything we had.
Sometimes we matched them.
Sometimes we didn’t.
But every moment was worth it. This is what rugby is supposed to be — not just about the score, but about testing yourself against warriors who love the game as much as you do.
And when the final whistle blew, the real magic began — the third half.
Stories, beers, bad singing, worse dancing, and a lot of new friendships. That’s where we knew we’d truly won.
We stood shoulder to shoulder with them, laughing like old teammates — proof that rugby is bigger than just the minutes we spend on the pitch.
Speaking of which…
We may not have won the match, but there’s no doubt about it — we won the third half. 🏆🍻
Hey Survivors,
Thank you for the game, the hits, the laughs, and the incredible spirit you brought.
You tackled us on the pitch and charmed us at the bar — now it’s your turn to tackle the keyboard. 🧠💻
We’d love to hear what you thought about your Bucharest adventure with Arlechinii!
Just scroll down on this page and drop a few words — honest, brutal, poetic, sarcastic… we can take it (mostly).
Your feedback means the world to us — and helps us make the next third half even better 🍻
Thanks again for everything — you’re always welcome back.
Until then… stay tough, stay loud, stay Survivors.
And finally…
God bless medium size penises and tiny vaginas.
The Seoul Survivor Shadow






Great stuff lads! The Survivors will forever think lovingly (not the gay type) of Romania, Bucharest and Arlechinii especially. Thanks again!
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Thank you very much for hosting us and the awesome hospitality. That’s what’s Rugby about. Maybe you come to Seoul next time. 💪